Eva Longoria, though not the worst herself, has managed to be one of the worst dressed celebs for sure!!! Accordingto a PETA release, Nicole Richie has managed to get on the top of the worst dressed celebrities list according to PETA for wearing the maximum fur dresses, coats and what not!!! And the babes close to her heels are Ashley Olsen, Christina Ricci and Eva Longoria!!!

“You’d think she’d be more sympathetic to the plight of rabbits considering the way she screws around like in Wisteria Lane.” Was what they had to say to support the title they gave the ‘Desperate Housewives’ babe… wow Eva! You’ve sure screwed your way into getting this award huh

Better get those animal skins outta your closet babe… who knows, you night just replace Nicole Richie next time

Infidelity seems to be the IN thing in HOLLYWOOD nowadays guys (it always is!)… and our beloved Eva Longoria is certainly not left behind when it comes to the practice of seeing someone and eyes on someone else!!!

The ‘Desperate Housewives’ star, who’s officially seeing Tony Parker, has once again been rumored getting cozy n comfortable with retired and award-winning cyclist Lance Armstrong… it was at ‘An Evening with Larry King and Friends’ fundraising gala, which both of them attended together that the sparks flew yet again…

The duo was posing for the red carpet and the lens did capture that smitten look wonderfully! She seemed to be down rightly SMITTEN by Mr. strong thighs as he held her with a firm grip!!! While she denies those rumors and puts up a goody goody picture, she just needs to be informed that the camera doesn’t lie…..

“Jesus! It’s Thanksgiving. Be nice. FUCK!” is what a helpful and deserving parking attendant gets when he asks for the parking fee that he rightly deserved… noticeably, all this happened just one day before thanksgiving!!!

This incident happened at Toluca Lake Koo Koo Roo while a lady was trying to maneuver her SUV out of the parking lot while she was chatting away to glory on the cell phone too… she grabbed a dollar and tossed it to the waiting hands… and when he retreated………………….. The reply is already history!!!

The highly generous and polite lady was none other than the desperate housewife – Eva Longoria!

P.S. the dude must’ve had SOME fucking Thanksgiving huh

Eva Longoria surely is showing signs of some rivalry now huh… the ‘Desperate Housewives’ babe tried her best to snub Alicia Baucom’s dinner beat out recipes for beef and white chocolate cake last week on A-B-C’s “Good Morning America!” she was a celebrity judge there along with show creator Marc Cherry n “Housewives” cast member Kyle MacLachlan…

Alicia had made a lip smackin dish n the other two loved it… but for Eva, it wasn’t all that great to taste… was something wrong with her taste buds or it was just plain rivalry Maybe because the dish will be featured in an episode of her show ?!? Baucom’s recipe did win the prize at the end… after all, majority wins!

Anyways… watch out Eva… she’s shadowed your decision now… might jus shadow you in the show soon………

Washington DC is one place where anyone and everyone tries to get their political knowledge out n running! And not just those living there, but also those visiting the place can’t escape the political air gushing into their systems…

Take Eva Longoria for example… the Desperate Housewives star reached the Capital of America to address an audience of Latino business leaders about the famous serial… and when she was asked to justify the theme of the famous comedy, she said “Everyone on Wisteria Lane has the money of a Republican, but the sex life of a Democrat.”

Well, it certainly was a good joke for the situation and the theme of the play, but coming to think of it, do democrats actually have such a rocking time under the sheets??? The result was surprisingly the opposite of what Longoria thought…

According to a survey, the republic women are the ones who have an orgasm almost every time they play with their mates! The two strongest predictors of Republican affiliation in America are (1) marriage and (2) church attendance. These are also the strongest predictors of female sexual satisfaction. It doesn’t take too many brains to put 2 n 2 together now, right